You didn’t pay attention to the live blogs. You don’t have time to read the Kabbalistic interpretations of Tim Cook’s every sentence. You just want to know what a non-developer should understand about Apple’s developer conference. We’re here for you. Eliot Weisberg took the one hour and 50 minute keynote and condensed it down to the most important parts. Three minutes from now you’ll be as knowledgable as the most rabid Apple fanboy.